There is a spiritual arms race afoot.
A knock-down-drag-out steel cage match for the title of Most Religious.
Whoever wins ... becomes president.
Seriously.
John McCain is so desperate that he's claimed to be a Baptist while stumping in Baptist country. For the record, the dude's an Episcopalian.
For now.
Barack Obama trumpets his Christianity at every turn. And consistently touts the necessity of spirituality and religious insight for successful governance and the healing of our country.
Both are simply trying to get elected. And sound like teenagers trying to convince Dad to give them the keys to the Buick for the weekend.
The Republican Party has been trading on fire and brimstone for ages, so, ya know, whatever.
But now, the Democratic Party — tired of God-Squad dominance and presidential election defeats at the hands of dolts like our current Prayer-in-Chief — has decided to drink the Jesus juice and roll the ideological dice.
And the newest face of this effort — Leah Daughtry — is a case study in everything that is wrong with over-heated religiosity.
Early on in the recent New York Times Magazine profile of her, Leah Daughtry reveals herself as another in a long line of prominent political frauds, using her ideology to convince us that she -- and those who share her point of view — are Holier Than Thou.
Well ... Holier Than Me at least.
Daughtry is Howard Dean's Chief of Staff and she is in charge of the Democratic National Convention — and she's a Pentecostal minister.
In the article, she is preaching at her father's House of the Lord Church in Brooklyn and celebrating a congregant's triumph over breast cancer.
Daughtry gives credit for this medical victory to the exceptional quality of prayer supplied by the women members of the church, saying:
"The eggheads will say her chemotherapy worked, but everyone who uses chemotherapy isn’t cured.”
First, I'm not sure who the "eggheads" are. I can only assume she's referring to sane people.
Second — my mother died of cancer. She underwent chemotherapy. She prayed for a cure. Her family prayed for a cure. All her friends prayed for a cure.
Does this mean the Catholic prayers in Southeastern Pennsylvania weren't as potent as those in Brooklyn? Did God give the faithful from St. Denis in suburban Philadelphia a big holy raspberry — and decide that my mother was not spiritually committed enough to live?
Leah Daughtry's remark exposes religious ideology for what it is — "Our God is better than your god."
A less sophisticated writer than myself might — at this point — say something inflammatory like "Leah Daughtry can go fuck herself" but I'm cut from a finer cloth.
Instead, I submit that it is time to form a new political party — the "Fuck Ideologies."
Who's with me?
Is it necessary for me to pick on Leah Daughtry?
I think so.
Why?
Because she will soon have the ear of Barack Obama. Because everyone is racing to claim the Most Religious crown for their party, their candidate, their government. Because religious ideology is hypocritical at best and murderous at worst.
And because Leah Daughtry says that, for her, "the Bible is history."
Please ...
Let's clear one thing up right now — the Bible is not literal history for anyone. There are no people following the dictates of the Bible word for word. And anyone who says they are is lying. And any political figure who says they are is not only lying but dangerous.
Everyone — and by "everyone" I tend to mean, well, all people currently living — everyone who consults the Bible picks and chooses from the Good Book. They select what serves their needs. A spiritual 7-11 if you will.
Ideology is the proud father of hypocrisy. And when ideology and hypocrisy hook up with ambition — the worst kind of family reunion takes place ... one that ends with guns going off, tanks rolling in, RPGs whizzing by, rights disappearing, tolerance evaporating and young men and women being memoralized in the local newspaper.
President Bush said that he consulted with God about the war in Iraq — and that has sustained him and kept him steadfast.
Talk about covering your ass.
But of course Bush didn't talk with God — he talked with Cheney, who we all know fell from Heaven and now battles God for the souls of mankind.
Okay, yes, spirituality is the centerpiece of many people's lives.
And, yes, that spirituality helps shape one's point of view of the world.
But when you get in a spiritual arms race and you openly compete to prove you are God's favorite — the canary in the coal mine starts to experience shortness of breath.
Leah Daughtry says a bunch of other nutty things in the article — like her experiences speaking in tongues (brilliant actually — its unassailable because its supposed to be gibberish) and that she was a reluctant participant in the public arena (hence the splashy New York Times Magazine article).
I'm sure its not all Leah Daughtry's fault.
I'm sure she's a good friend and a loving daughter.
But do we really need religious ideology to know that we should be decent to one another? Or keep our country's citizens safe? Or have our trash picked up?
Leah Daughtry thinks God prefers the Pentecostal way. A born-again former co-worker of mine believes that Jews and Muslims have no shot at heaven. Many devout Catholic are closet racists.
What does that even mean?
It means that — ultimately — organized, ambitious religious ideology will divide us.
Our common humanity is what will unite us.
Swear to God.
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